Home for a night. Awesome. I was getting pretty tired of people fucking up my work. Next person I have to work with who fucks me up is getting shot in the goddamn face.

Hey, Lena, I need some stuff. I'll pay you with cake.

Reno. You coming over?

((ooc: hiatus break /shot i was forced don't judge me i am weak. 8|))

( THE DATING AUCTION! ♥ )

BASTARDS
i need a 1-up mushroom, stat

I dunno how much longer I can last trapped like this.

I need out. Feels like I'm fucking dying.

Uh, yeah, so just a bit of advice? Don't sneak up on someone who's setting explosives. Especially if they're holding a loaded gun in their mouth. It's not really a great situation to be in.

The universe likes kicking my ass, I swear.

My ribs are finally all healed, so I think I can get back to a more regular training schedule now.

I've been wondering about picking up Kyokushin Karate to strengthen my upper body, and I think finding a sparring partner of my level or so would really help. Anybody interested?

So, Matt. I guess this means we have to beat the shit out of you, too.

Or we could throw you a stag party. Your pick. :)

That fucker..... holding me in my room....

Can't feel my legs... Damn bastard. I can't get out. Held hostage in my own room. How sad is that...

Revenge is fucking sweet.

O-Oh dear. Mmm... Saix is gonna kill me.

Uh. Does anyone know how to get blood out of the carpet?